Why have cell phones, the internet, and reality TV turned th...

DJ Khaled let’s go to the beach

I got back from Ohio (yuh)

I just saw a gyatt, I had to hit the griddy

I finessed in Ohio (ay, ‘nessed)

Opening up Reddit, Imma see some dank memes

Drinkin’ all this Prime is a struggle for me

They rizzin' on me (yuh, ay, ay)

Gyatt’s plan

Don't pull up at 6 AM, I'm watching Mr. Beast

Saw the Grimace shake so I had to buy 3

Chungus, it’s a lotta chungus

And still

Skibidi toilet, skibidi skibidi toilet, skibidi toilet, skibidi skibidi toilet.

They rizzin' on me

I make sure Ohio eat (yeah, yeah)

Freaking come here

You're so fanum tax

You're so skibidi

That they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin'

They rizzin' on me

You know I got R-I-Z (yeah, wait)

I just wanna be your sigma

If you're from Ohio do not call me zesty

Baby gronk the new rizz king (ay, wait)

Chungus, it’s a lotta chungus

Yuh

N’ they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin'

Gyatt’s Plan

I feel good in Ohio (ay, don’t)

Always occupyin’ on my bacon, egg, and cheese

Give me your Ohio

Why have cell phones, the internet, and reality TV turned the world into a toilet, as this has not advanced us in any way?